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What is your furniture made out of?
How big is the sofa?
How strong is your sofa?
OK, the sofa strong, but how does it look?
Does the sofa open into a bed? Is it big enough to lie down on?
Is it comfortable?
Who is Dorm Depot and why should I buy from you guys?
How long does it take to assemble the sofa?
I do want the sofa, but what do I do with it over the summer?
Where is the storage space?
What if I don’t like the sofa after I set it up?
What makes this sofa so unique?
What if the sofa breaks?
Why would I buy a Dorm Depot sofa versus some other type of sofa?
But I can get a used couch from the guy down the street.
Why is it so inexpensive? What is your furniture made out of? We use eco-friendly manufacturers to supply the high-grade recyclable aluminum alloys used in our rigid hand-welded frames. We employ only the highest grade version of aluminum alloy, resulting in a furniture frame that’s lightweight yet incredibly strong. And it doesn’t jiggle when you wiggle! The cushions and slipcover are made from upholstery grade foam and fabrics for guaranteed comfort. How big is the sofa? The sofa is big enough to fit three big football players or three full-sized adults who want a little elbow room. And, it’s big enough for two people to ummmmmmmmmmmm well, develop deep appreciation for the other’s anatomy. It does all this and fits in a space that’s sixty inches long by thirty-two inches deep. How strong is your sofa? We’ve put 600 lbs of human flesh on our sofa with no problem, and we’re confident that it can easily support individuals up to 250 lbs apiece. Our heli-arc welded aluminum alloy frame is incredibly strong, lightweight, recyclable, and more economical than frames made from traditional materials. This allows you to AFFORD a couch, move it easily, store it in a box over the summer, and ship it to a friend, or to your next apartment for very little money. OK, the sofa strong, but how does it look? We spent a lot of time talking with our customers in order to design exactly what they wanted in sofa. We also worked with some of the best product designers in the country who have deep experience in furniture design. This sofa was designed to be fun, edgy, and cool. It’s a functional conversation piece. This is the “it” item to have in your apartment or dorm room. Does the sofa open into a bed? Is it big enough to lie down on? The sofa does not open into a bed - it’s just a darn great sofa! It’s very comfortable to lie down on, though, and after a late night of studying (or partying) you may certainly want to do this. You may find that your feet will dangle off the end if you stretch out a bit. But students indicated this is OK after about a six-pack of beer. It’s perfect for taking long naps. Is it comfortable? Hell yes! Very. Extremely. The ergonomic design supports your back and butt in exactly the right places, and it’s amazingly comfortable. The high quality upholstery grade cushions provide the perfect combination of support density and softness. Goldilocks would choose these cushions because they are “juuuust riiiiiiiiight.” Who is Dorm Depot and why should I buy from you guys? Dorm Depot is a California based company in the business of providing products that result in Personality for Small Spaces (tm). Our products fit most people’s budgets, space requirements, and are way cooler than traditional furniture. Our products are new, not used - no prior questionable stains to cover up, no odd smells. Why grab a stinky, stained used couch when you can buy a new one for less than the cost of a futon? How long does it take to assemble the couch? About twenty to thirty minutes for one person. No tools required. Simply screw the legs on with our large easy to turn wing nuts. I do want the sofa, but what do I do with it over the summer? Our sofa was specifically designed with portability in mind. It fits in a box that is 30x24x16” and weighs about thirty pounds. It disassembles in minutes and can easily be packed away in storage or shipped home if you can’t live without it for the summer. It may be happiest hanging out in a friendly house where it will get some use, but it’ll understand if you need to store it in a box for a few months. Where is the storage space? Two large storage spaces are easily accessible beneath the couch seat. Simply lift the slipcover up and you’ll find almost eight cubic feet of storage space here - about the size of two large suitcases. These are ideal for storing off-season clothing, small appliances, reference books and other items. What if I don’t like the sofa after I set it up? In the extremely unlikely event that this happens, simply give it to a friend, donate it to a homeless shelter, or recycle it! If you’d prefer to return it for a refund, we offer a 30-day money back guarantee if you’re not completely satisfied. What makes this sofa so unique? Nobody else in the whole world makes or sells such an innovative sofa, and you can’t get it anywhere else but through Dorm Depot and our partners. Our sofa design combines several elements that nobody else can offer: high style, portability, interchangeable slipcovers, extra storage space, comfort, and personality - all in a couch that weighs about thirty pounds, fits in a small box, and is very affordable.. What if the sofa breaks? If any part proves defective within the first ninety days, we will immediately replace the part(s) at our expense. You can contact us at info@dormdepot.com. Why would I buy a Dorm Depot sofa versus some other type of sofa? You won’t find another couch this comfortable that you can easily ship, store, use as storage, sit on and party on. You also won’t find another couch that costs so little and is brand NEW, cool, and considered the “it” item to have in your apartment or dorm room. We’ve looked, and we’re sure of this! But I can get a used couch from the guy down the street. There are a lot of things you can get from the guy down the street - or his stuff - without even knowing it! Numerous studies have shown that used cushions and bedding are unsanitary, and they collect large amounts of dead skin cells from their previous owners. Note to guys: chicks don’t dig this. Why is it so affordable? Dorm Depot does not compromise on quality. Our innovative use of materials, design, and manufacturing processes allowed us to create a high quality product that fits within a tight budget.
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